M. Evening Shyamalan Joins Twitter: What's The Twist?

Better late than never? Possibly advised by his kids, M. Evening Shyamalan has finally taken a chair round the Twitter train (hes now on Facebook, too). His first tweet, on November 25th, will be a characteristic homage to his childhood hero: I used to be 13 years old once i tried to call Steven Spielberg. I made my mother call and pretend she was my assistant. He didn't take my call. To commemorate this auspicious occasion, we provide you with an amount of bold predictions: 5 ways M. Evening Shyamalan will reinvent Twitter. 1. Every tweet features a feel and look by Bruce Willis, Joaquin Phoenix or Bryce Dallas Howard. 2. Every tweet might have one or more game-changing twist. 3. Every tweet will contain ignore or under 106 figures (dont bother counting figures inside the above tweet this reinvention, like the others here, may come you need to simply believe). 4. Every TwitPic will probably be shot around Philadelphia and may have a cameo by Evening themselves. 5. His initial few tweets will probably be brilliant and well-received, nonetheless they will rapidly be chided with the public as nearly nonsensical disappointments. However, we're feeling he can keep tweeting until he redeems themselves and recaptures the miracle that made him great. Will you follow M. Evening Shyamalan on Twitter? Reveal what you consider inside the comments section and also on -- you suspected it -- Twitter!